You Did What? 5 Inappropriate Gifts That Will Shock Your Friends

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It’s your lucky day! If you’re looking for funny or inappropriate gifts, the ones below take the cake. It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for a birthday gift, bachelorette party surprise, or just want to have some fun – these gifts are bound to excite those with dirty humour or make your shy friends blush.

Are you ready to be the best gift-giver of them all? Read on for the five of the best inappropriate gifts of all time.

1. The Real Whizzinator

When it comes to inappropriate gag gifts, the Real Wizzinator is one that brings a little action. What’s better: having a synthetic penis or having a synthetic penis that actually urinates? Obviously the latter.

The Real Whizzinator is incredible as it comes with a touch-sensitive valve that allows you to control with one hand when and how fast you urinate. Perhaps even more impressive is the lab-grade synthetic urine. This urine matches the pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine.

The synthetic penis comes in six life-like colours, so be sure to get one that matches your skin tone.

2. Penis Lipstick

The perfect gift for a bachelorette party or any fun event, penis lipstick is another of the rare gag gifts you can actually use. Who doesn’t love putting phallic-shaped items near their mouth?

You’ll get to see whether your friends embrace or get embarrassed by their new makeup accessory.

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Be sure to get your penis lipstick in multiple shades.

3. Teabagger Tea Infuser

As far as shocking gifts go, this one is very special. Another usable item, this teabagger tea infuser is shaped like balls but works just like any other infuser. Simply put the tea bag inside, and let it teabag the inside of your teacup.

The icing on top? It’s even dishwasher safe, easy to clean, and made from 100% food-grade silicone. That means you and your friends can teabag safely.

4. Position of the Day Book

Believe it or not, the Position of the Day book isn’t about correcting your posture or yoga. Instead, it helps you have “sex every day in every way” with 366 hand-picked erotic scenarios and sex positions. That means one for each day of the year – plus a freebie!

This book falls under funny gifts that can also make a great gift for couples on Valentine’s Day.

5. Reindeer Mankini

Everyone loves Santa, but Rudolph doesn’t get enough credit. Well, that changes now with the Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer Mankini.

The mankini is perfect for any man in your life, friend and boyfriend alike. Functioning like a pair of suspender underwear, it also includes two special jingle bells right at the nipples.

One of the best funny inappropriate gifts there is, you can break this one out any time of year. It’s never too early for Christmas.

Win at Inappropriate Gifts

When it comes down to it, no one can beat these five inappropriate gifts. Not only are they funny, but they all serve a practical purpose and work for any occasion.

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